😹 Why Cats Are Born Comedians
1. Unintentional Clumsiness
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Jump… miss… splat.
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Leaping at nothing, then pretending it didn’t happen.
2. Exaggerated Reactions
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Hear a sneeze? FLIP 3 FEET IN THE AIR.
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Touch water? ACT LIKE ACID.
3. Weird Sleeping Positions
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Upside down, face-planted, curled like a croissant.
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Always somewhere inconvenient (e.g., your laptop).
4. Zoomies at 3 A.M.
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Sprinting down the hallway like a racehorse.
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Bonus points if they knock over a lamp.
5. Sideways Crab Walks
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Puffed tail + sideways hop = maximum dramatic flair.
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