😹 Top Antics of Midnight, the Funniest Black Cat
1. The Phantom Pouncer
You’ll be walking past the couch… when BAM!—a blur of fur, a startled jump, and a proud tail flick. Midnight scores another scare point. She even keeps a mental scoreboard.
2. Zoomies at 3 AM
Like a tiny horse in a haunted mansion, Midnight gallops down the hallway, knocking over everything you own. Why? Because she can. It’s “Feline Formula 1” and she’s the reigning champ.
3. The Laser Pointer Betrayal
She knows it’s fake. You know she knows it’s fake. But she still chases that red dot like her paycheck depends on it. And when she catches it? A deadpan stare of betrayal. “How dare you.”
4. The ‘Helping Paw’
Trying to type an email? Midnight walks across the keyboard and somehow sends an unfinished message to your boss. Subject line: “Meeeeeeeeeee.” Attachment: 47 blank pages.
5. Master of Disguise
Is that a pile of laundry… or Midnight? She hides in the most ridiculous places. Once she spent an hour inside a cereal box. For the drama.
6. The Dramatic Faint
Pet her twice? She’s thrilled. Pet her three times? Flop!—she collapses like she’s been emotionally overwhelmed by affection.
